9 Yo-Yo Ma Jokes That Will Make You LOL

Here’s betting you haven’t heard some of these zingers since middle school gym class. Enjoy!

 

Yo-Yo Ma’s so fat, when he sits around the house, he really sits around the house!

 

Yo-Yo Ma’s so fat, he’s got a watch on both wrists—one for each time zone.

 

Yo-Yo Ma’s so fat, he had to be baptized at Sea World.

 

Yo-Yo Ma’s so fat, he’s on both sides of the family.

 

Yo-Yo Ma’s so fat, the moon orbits him.

 

Yo-Yo Ma’s so fat, he saw a school bus and yelled ‘Stop that Twinkie!’

 

Yo-Yo Ma’s so fat, when he ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

 

Yo-Yo Ma’s so fat, when his beeper goes off, people thinks he’s backing up.

 

Yo-Yo Ma’s so fat, he ate a whole pizza … hut.

 

Wow, Yo-Yo sure puts the “Ma” in LMAO! Hysterical!