Rejoice Greatly! Carnegie Hall’s after-Christmas blowout sale begins today!

The world famous concert hall is overstocked with performances of George Frideric Handel’s Messiah that didn’t get produced before Christmas. Now that the big day is officially over, ALL MESSIAHS MUST GO!

Kent Tritle and the Oratorio Society of New York will be presenting dozens of leftover performances of Handel’s masterpiece in Carnegie’s midsize warehouse, Zankel Hall, at a 50% discount.

THAT’S RIGHT, STARTING TODAY ALL MESSIAHS ARE HALF-OFF! These are Savior-savings you absolutely can’t miss!

But hurry, the offer ends New Years Day!

Hallelujah!