GLEN ELLYN, IL—Seeking to earn the confidence of evangelical voters and remain in contention for the Republican nomination ahead of Tuesday’s primaries, Ted Cruz...

New Haven, CT—A creeping dread has started to form in the pit of a young pianist’s stomach after audition panel members have given him...

NEW YORK—Jaap van Zweden, recently tapped as the next music director of the New York Philharmonic, has legally changed his name to "David Geffen" after an unusual contract...

Pierre Boulez, one of the most radical and influential figures in classical music over the past century, died on Tuesday at the age of...

Philadelphia, PA—Frédéric Chopin, the influential nineteenth-century Polish composer and pianist, may have composed some of his Nocturnes during the daytime, according to new research. Musicologists...

BERLIN, Germany—Annika Müller, a noted Baroque violin specialist, told reporters Monday that she has begun pleasuring herself without the use of a vibrator. The German...

No way! Rumor has it that Josh Groban and Renée Fleming's head shots are totally fucking. A source close to both photographs has revealed to Submediant that the...

St. Louis, MO—In a surprising revelation, the body of repertoire thought not to have been written in a particular key—known for decades as “atonal”...

Harlem, NY—Countless millions have gathered in city centers and village squares around the world in an outpouring of collective jubilation after global poverty was...

NEW YORK—A new video showing a man who appears to be playing a giant violin has been trending on social media outlets since it...